Jacquie Clements won Hoosier Idol last night. The state Representative from Frankfort performed a comedic take on a Patsy Cline song, removing various items (scarves, glasses, notes, phonograph records) from her cleavage as she sang. (I’m not making this up.) The Scott Pelath band made the mistake of performing serious music. The lip-sinking of Men in Tights led by Tom Saunders came in last and rightfully so. Oh, and Bruce Borders was there.